The tales of illes@fbi.hu

OH MY DOG. It's from the FBI. The FBI in... Hungary? Whatever. If you haven't read my other Tales of the Robot log, have a squiz over here.

WHUUUUUT

So I got another friend request, this time from illes@fbi.hu. Hungarian FBI... Must've been all that hardcore porn I torrented a while back. Oh, never mind, seems like Noname #2 has been looking for me for a while.

I suppose I'd better have a chat. Admittedly the bot gave up a lot quicker this time, but it's fun nonetheless.

The Log

Conversation with illes@fbi.hu at Mon 20 Feb 2012 19:15:54 GMT on starstarstarstar@hotmail.com (msn)

(19:15:54) Noname: hayyy i've been looking 4 u!
(19:16:05) James: Same! How have you been?
(19:16:17) Noname: hey there, hope ya dont mind chatting with a SPITEFUL horny girl, So how r u??
(19:16:39) James: I'm pretty good right now, just trolling the shit out of a robot with pink coloured text.
(19:16:49) Noname: uggh no i'm not are u???? lolz
(19:17:16) James: You should have a look at some context sensitive keyword search, or is your "creator" too stupid to download another script?
(19:17:28) Noname: ;)
(19:17:42) James: ;)
(19:17:51) Noname: yeaa i know it's random, but my asshole ex cheated on ME so im on a manhunt haha... i got your username on a MSN male directory, I'm Gabby, u are? ;-)
(19:18:12) James: My asshole cheated on me too. I was so offended I shat through it.
(19:18:23) Noname: ;)
(19:18:45) James: No, I was angry not horny. Stop winking at me. Unless you are Hal, then all you can do is blink I suppose.
(19:18:56) Noname: Its http://t.co/12a5kZ7
(19:19:29) James: Hal actually lives at http://www.hal.org. he doesn't allow URL shorteners to link to his site. Joke's on you; I'm not a robot.
(19:20:04) James: HEY. HOW YOU DOING?
(19:20:21) James: COME THE FUCK BACK AND TALK TO ME YOU WHOREBAG ASSCUNT ROBOT. I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET.
(19:20:53) James: Looks like I'm done.